♪ ♪ maya: welcome to anotherepisode of maya's world. this is episode 2 ofseason 2. let's get into it. hoo-hoo, before you seeall that, that's a rewind. that is a rewind forthis month's highlights from maya's world. let me just get in this cornerright over here real quick. you guys, have you seen thetrailer for hidden figures yet? if you haven't, clickover here. go watch it.
and when theyasked me if i could help promote theirtrailer, i said of course. now, hidden figures is a truestory of three women of color that work at nasa, and the music isproduced by pharrell williams. the movie comes out in january,but the trailer's out now. so they just trying to teaseus with these amazing stories, and i think theyneed to be told. i think more ofthem need to be made.
in order for that tohappen, we have to support it. so i am asking you guysto check out the trailer. support the film. and myself, being an actress,being a woman of color, being obsessed with stem, thisis really near and dear to me, and because i just did myown project, god complex, which you're about tofind out in this episode of maya's world. maya: kate turned thisgiant box into a space.
get out of here.[cross talk] maya: oh, yeah. where's my desk? it's going to besomewhere around here-ish. maya: right in front of my sign. work those glutes! i don't want you to seeme in my mad moments like, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, maya: right, yeah.no, that makes sense. i want you tocome in and be like...
all: yay. female: bad news here. just realized thatthe neon is broken. so it's supposed togo there, but it's not. boo. female: so what just arrived?nati: the fridge. -this nice fridge.-the new fridge, yeah. female: yay. okay. here we go. all: whoa.
tada. all: oh. shameless maya enterprises. shameless maya enterprises globally. that is so funny! maya: and then i was able toget the sign fixed, and, tada! [all cheering] tyler: the office is complete. female: it's so complete. finally. thank you, miguel.
all right, well,i'm really happy. the floor plan that wehad thought of really works. we really havecleaned it up in here. maya's desk is gigantic,and it isn't a huge room, so that's kudos to floor plan. oh.[laughing] i love it. oh my god.holy [expletive], girl. this is so legit. [indistincttalking and laughter]
female: tyler. okay, i'm going totalk now like you. female: this is our firstteam dinner, by the way, maya. oh, fabulous. [indistinct chatter] female: oh, quick update.we have better lighting. maya: this is the lasagna. what is this? it's the pizza.
female: this is thewarm-hearted. it's polenta. maya: i usually get --this is the humble, right? female: yeah. i'm excited for mine. welcome to the office. maya: found these on etsy. sowe ordered one, two, and three. female: three. maya: and then she gave us this, and then nati waslike, did you order this?
i'm like, she knows whoi am. she heard me. hi. her actual name istammy. i was right. tammy, i got you, girl. so everyone should gocheck out her etsy store. and she has so many cutemouse pads to choose from. i think she does have aoption to do custom, right? female: yeah.maya:she does have custom orders. so you can putany slogan you want. and then i'm nowheaded to dormtainments' place
to film acollab, beauty for bros. cam: what's up? i saw the dog.maya:are you guys allergic to dogs? cam: hey, how you doing?maya: how are you? maya: are you guys -- you'rerecording sound right now? male: oh, no, no.maya: oh, okay. male: we're practicingfor the shot right now. maya: okay, so we'rehere filming beauty for bros. we're doing colognes. and the game is, make a scent,unisex, masculine and feminine.
so three different scents,using 10 different scents. i've never really made aunisex scent or female scent. this is going to bea challenge for me. but i think i cando a good job, because i'm just that dude. we're going to take these scents and combine two, three of them. one, two sprays. dowhatever you want to do. maya: is there anyrules how many max?
no, there's no rules. there's no rules inthe game of creativity. we got to combine thatcreativity a little bit, because you love to go wild. no.[laughter] female: you're looking socute there working, maya. i ran out of clothes.[laughter] i literally brought all the things i had left. i cut my brothers' shirt.
and these pants are too big on me. female: tomorrow's yourfitting for god complex. yeah, you guys don't even know. because i don't vloganymore. i snapchat it all. follow me onsnapchat right here, guys. female: what are these guys? finally, the light-up shoes. yeah, we're doing aweb series, god complex. female: is that the script?maya: the script.
been filming. it'sa google initiative, and it's puttingwomen behind the scenes, both directing,producing, writing -- well, except it says joe, so -- but it's a good thing. and sabrina is a lead,which happens to be played by yours truly, and she's going tobe a tech genius ceo of a billion-dollar corporation.
i was actuallycrying when i read this, when i read theending of episode 1. this is a googleproject. it's a web series. but it's honestlylike a dream come true. thanks, clairebrown, the producer, who had me audition. thanks. i'm going to cry.[laughter] female: hey,tyeal. whatcha doing? cleaning. organizing.
female: oh, thestorage closet. disaster. but you're going tomake it all cute, right? tyeal:yeah, everything's going tobe nice and neat and fabulous. female: how are youliking your internship so far? i love it becauseeverything is so cute, so i feel like aprincess, everything that i do. even cleaning. princess. [laughter]female:that's awesome. all right. i just figured it out.
shhh. you just figured itout? okay. no, that's good. okay, well, we're doing atech talk with a muffin top on how to create a set, whether it's abackdrop or the slumber party. per example. are we doing blush?we should do jewels. losing my mind here. [laughter] [high-pitched singing]
take that, mariah. take that. i believe i was higher than you. female:one-thirty in the morning. is it -- no. one? no. girl, now i looklike dancing monster. i mean, she'sgiving you sea queen realness. maya: we are hereat the youtube space with my lovelyteam shameless on hand. it's lunch so everyone is out eating.
tony. he does makeup and hair. we're in the buildinggetting breakfast. piomp. this is hakim,a.k.a. real name josh. hey.[laughter] this is the rest of the cast. heplays my love interest. okay. i'm the worst at names. so this is mycharacter's bedroom, and i move into the god complex,
which is owned by reedmasterson, which is nick, where i pointed on the line. and then this is our home. he has the gawd-- the gawd complex. this is all from fake builds. isn't it super cool, guys? and this is the sound cradle. it looks so complicated. maya: and i ran into amber'scloset at the youtube space
while filming the godcomplex on our lunch. -good luck today.-yeah, thanks. -nice meeting you.-i'll see you two. female: nice meeting you. bye. maya: filming for thegod complex was so much fun. make sure you guyswatch the trailer over here, upper i, and it will becoming out this fall. she's interviewing me,asking me questions about reed,
who's a little weird. totally insulted him right now. i'm so sorry. not sorry. today is day threeof the god complex. i'm looking for my belt. maya: i'm sorry if ibutchered your lines. no. the last take youdid, when you're pacing, when the camera wason you, was so good. oh, new high score.
maya:i'm sabrina harris, and i justgot promoted to project manager at a major techcompany. i'm moving on up. look, i went to thesalon. they pressed my hair out like i'm going tochurch or something. [laughing]i'm here with jesse. you guys might rememberhim from the slumber party. he cooking me dinner. you just dropped an album,and you're cooking for me. i'm not mad.
[laughing] okay, so you guys just go checkout jesse's youtube channel. he's got dope music. hehas a mixtape that's out, bartholomew. jesse: yes, bartholomew. maya: i'mhungry-hungry. i'm hangry. jesse: you're hangry now.maya:i'm hangry from the la traffic. maya: i haven'teaten all day, jesse. jesse: there we go.[laughter]
maya: oh. maya: get a man who can do both.[laughter] i just arrived here in toronto. i'm not even from toronto. -you're from vancouver.-hi. -and my uber driver/friend.-that's me. maya: this is toronto. we're here orderingfood with mom and josh. summer vegetable [inaudible].
we ended up sharing. jerk chicken --what do you think? it's really good. i don'teven like chicken very much. but i like this. maya: and of coursesome fried plantains. i'm just headed over tothe area, the arena where all the costumes are -- orat least saldenah, lacrosse. i'm dancing with savagecarnival with latoya forever. shannon couldn't make it.
shannon could not makeit. this was her bright idea. this was her bright idea, so-- we out here. don't worry. i'm not moving.i'm stuck in traffic. we're here atfresh having lunch with cousin manoy, a.k.a. michael. michael: you're back in toronto.maya: toronto. maya:i'm just having my smoothieuntil our food actually comes, with my smoothie casefrom josh. no big deal. like this case?
maya: 3d fish?tropical fish in the tropics. maya: it just arrived.i got the buddha bowl, and you got which one? michael: a dragon bowl.maya: what's a dragon bowl? michael: with crispy steaks.maya: what is that? michael: tofu, zucchini. maya: tomatoes and brown rice. maya: so i have tofuin here. vegan life. i'm just lying. i'monly a part-time vegan.
i eat seafood still, and pizza. michael: vegan pizza?[laughter] and we want to goto vegan spots. i have to stop eatingpizza on the slumber party. i'm at my friendcat and jamie's house. that's jamie. you guys want somebake? some mexican bake? you cansubstitute the proteins out, so we always do beef, chicken,shrimp -- all kinds of stuff.
jamie: tofu.maya: where's the shrimp? maya: oh, it is there.jamie: there's the shrimp. maya: i've got the tofu one. this is reallygood. thanks for cooking. cat and jamie and i wentto theatre school together. they ended up marryingeach other and having a baby. and they kicked meout of the family, because i was their black child. hey, you stopped paying rent.
and then i moved to the u.s. okay, let's gosee gemma and cat. cat: say, hi, maya.maya: hi, gemma. hey gemma. little slobbers.you little slobbers. look at that, gem.look at the gift you got. look at these cute -- ♪ lacucaracha, la cucaracha, ♪ ♪ little mini maracas. ♪ ♪ la cucaracha,la cucaracha -- ♪
♪ we don't know the words. ♪ ♪ la la la la la la la la la. ♪ -thank you, maya.-thanks, maya. i'm at latoya'shouse. the door was open. maya: he's so cute. good morning,aunties and uncles. it's caribana 2016,and we're in the parade. i'm so excited. the last timewe played was 2013 together. every time we play,it's together. i love it.
-and then trinidad.-this is our tradition. and then trinidad next year. right now, we'rewalking to the truck so we can jump acrossthe stage and then party for the rest of the day. -yes.-i'm so excited. look at ourcostumes. aren't we so cute? yo, honestly, i'msucking in so hard right now. if i let go, i looktwo months pregnant.
anyways, we'llsee you on the road. hi, we're out here, andwe're meeting these boos. female: oh my god, hi. hi. [cheering] [singing] look at thesecoconut waters. refreshing. whose face is that? it's miss priss. howdid she end up there? this is my bro, andmy mom is in there.
we're about to go get food. but it's raining. maya: this is what mylunch is. hash browns. do you like your meal? very good chicken. graham: my mouth is blue.maya: your mouth is blue? graham: yeah.female: what's on your eyes? female: what is on your eyes? that's a really funny one.
can i have some, graham? yes, you can have some. give me two so ican give one to jackie. no. do not give it to jackie. - this is for your mouth. - i'm going to give it to her. no. why not? you don'twant to share with her? -no.-why? no, because i don't want to.
-graham, share.-because you don't want to what? she's got a very prettyface. she's the best so far. i'm driving back from hamilton. i was there with mydad for the afternoon. now i'm headed back totoronto. today was a fun day. i filmed a collabvideo with my brother. this is a blue tag. helet me borrow his car. thank you, bro. now i think i'm going to goget him or drop his car off.
take a look at toronto. i had a lot offun being back home, and fun for me is just beingaround my family and friends. i love them somuch. they give me life; fuel for the rest of the year. i'm going to be backfor canadian thanksgiving. this is my room,here. let's take a gander. this is where it all went down. that's jackie'stowel that she sleeps on.
that's supposed to be her bed. and this is what i seefirst thing in the morning. this is where it all went down.this is where it started. this is not evenwhere it started. this is where my teenageyears was when i was a child. we did not startfrom the bottom. we started below thebottom, in the basement. so this is the powerof mind over matter. time to get out ofhere, catch a flight.
back in la. i'mheaded to the office. i'm super anxiousto be back there. i think i hiredan awesome team, but everyone is so brand spankingnew, and mistakes happen, so i just want to make sure thatwe all get on the same page, and it makes merealize this whole process of freaking being bossand helping lead people -- i have to just learn howto articulate the thoughts that are in my head,
because if i don't doit, nobody knows what's up, and then shit happens, andthen at the end of the day i have to takeresponsibility for everything. so i miss them. i miss you guys. i miss house of shameless. maya. look what came in. look at that. it's like rainbow foiling,and who doesn't love rainbow? this is perfect.
so now, when we'revery grateful, thankful, do you, boo. maya: that's cute.nati: yay. so ditto is this company,and i am obsessed with -- they don't pay me, butif you need free glasses to wear for the month --and i love this service because you don't have tobuy all these glasses that are hundreds ofdollars and then try to keep up with trends. not happening.
it's a one-month subscription,like 20 or 30 bucks a month, and then you get glasses. so for 20 or 30 bucks a month, ilook like i'm a million dollars. tyler's editing maya'svlog, season 2 episode dos. we got somestuff for the office. oh, it's heads. oh, yeah, that'sright, i did order those. -this is so cool.-they're for her wigs. i'm here in newyork, jfk to be exact.
i am here for thefriend zone with my girl, hey fran hey,assante and justin. so i'm only herefor a couple days. so i have a carry-on, abackpack -- what is it? today's friday. fridaymorning to sunday evening. it's not longenough, but alas. let's go. okay, let's go see fran. maya: bam.[laughter] maya: how are you? oh mygod, your place is so cute.
white jesus? fran, i didn't knowyou were team white jesus. so she bought this, andit was rolled up like this. she saw this, and then sheunrolled it when she got home. fran: no, even worse. fran: i unrolled it in the park.maya: oh, in the park? and when i opened itup, i was like, agh. maya: so we're just breakingbread with jesus right now. some dominican food.
hold that, jesus.where you at there? right there. hold that for me. male: hey. you look cute. maya. [indistinctchatter and laughter] fran: i was like,they're going to be so happy. maya: how are you?male: what's up, boo? maya: how are you? maya: are youexcited about tomorrow?
i'm nervousabout tomorrow, but -- maya: so is fran.assante: it's going to be fun. -it's so exciting.-i'm excited too. it's goingto be a great show. it's a big thing. maya: this is whereall the magic happens. ooh, it's so soundproof. maya:so where do you sit, assante?assante: i sit here. maya: this is your chair.assante: this is my chair. maya: where's yours?chescaleigh:right here on the couch.
maya: you'realways on the couch. hi, i'm assante. yo, maya, ilook really good in this shot. i need you to make sureyou use it for something. maya: there's chescaleigh. just a casual serve. maya: so then thegifts started pouring in. oh, thank you. beverages for a toastfor the lovelies, yes! maya: slay, slay,slay. look at this outfit.
marciano. female: hey, jesse. you go right in there, friend. you go right in there. maya: we havekaraoke. what's your name? schlomo: schlomo.maya: schlomo? maya: we havekaraoke. sing, girl. schlomo: yeah, it'seasy to find your way there. hello, new york city.we all up in this cab.
shout-out to ouruber driver. what what. ♪ i'm doing my own thing.love has always had a way ♪ ♪ of having bad timing. ♪ ♪ -- if you want me togive you all my time. ♪ ♪ i want to make itgood for you, because -- ♪ ♪ 'cause you got more appeal ♪ ♪ than any man inthis whole world, ♪ ♪ and baby i got toknow how you feel, yeah. ♪ ♪ yeah, you want my love,just tell me if you want -- ♪
[incoherentsinging and laughter] ♪ scooby dooby doo. ♪ maya: thank you. this is so dumb.this is so, so dumb. this is a greatway to end the night. yo, that was hilarious! -this is my joint.-yes, girl. maya: and that'sit for maya's world. make sure you guysfollow me on snapchat.
and remember to doyou, boo. be shameless. what up, beautiful people? it isyour homegirl, ms. shameless, and i'm all up in new jersey.